• Why can't people do simple things like wait on the lunch line without having to take an entourage of unsuspecting fools (me) with them to asuage their terrible insecurities about standing alone for ten freakin' minutes? It's just a lunch line, nobody is judging you for standing on it.
• I have a scar on my knee that looks like a weirdly discolored blotch of skin rather than the cool WWII battle scar I had intended it to look like... not cool
• I am allergic to AP Biology... no seriously. Every time I walk into the room I feel like I'm being sucked into a vortex of pollen and irritants that no common antihistamine could cure.
• At the rate this election is going, I wouldn't be entirely miffed if Obama and Hillary just pulled a Hamilton vs. Burr middle-of-the-woods duel. Hillary, feel free to loose that one.
• Andrew Jackson was a badass
• What the hell has NASA been up to all these years? Do they think they can just land on the moon and be done with it?
• Whoever manufactures school desks clearly has never had to simultaneously use a laptop, textbook, and notebook while hiding a cell phone underneath it all. I'm sorry but a 3x2 hunk of lacquered square footage just isn't going to cut it. And what's with the whole lovechild of a wood and plastic orgy look?
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